9am - Maya dumps a bowl of eggs with ketchup (yes I said ketchup, move on!!!) onto my WHITE dining room chair.
*note to self - must get plastic covers
noon - Maya & Sophia decide to piant my piano with Vaseline
*note to self - hide vaseline
3pm - My 3 year old is afraid to get out of bed for fear of a spanking so she decides to POOP in her BED!!!!!!!!!!
So far we are at 3 hour intervals for disasters. What will happen at 6pm???? Lord help us all!!!